There is nothing to be found in the pages of these books but misery and despair.
You still have time to choose something else to read. But if you must know what
unpleasantries befall the charming and clever Baudelaire children read on..."Th
e Slippery Slope".
Like handshakes, house pets or raw carrots, many things ar
e preferable when not slippery. Unfortunately the Baudelaires run into more than
their fair share of slipperiness during their harrowing journey up and down a r
ange of strange and distressing mountains. In order to spare you repulsion it is
best not to mention any more regarding a secret message, a toboggan, a deceitfu
l trap, a swarm of snow gnats and a scheming villain.
