Mrs Armitage sets off for a quiet cycle with her faithful dog, Breakspear, but s
he just can't help thinking of ways to improve her bicycle. Before very long she
has added three very loud horns, a bucket of water to wash her hands, a complet
e tool kit. And by the time she has also added a seat for Breakspear, two umbrel
las, a cassette player and a mouth-organ, Mrs Armitage is riding a very eye-catc
hing contraption.
But it is when she finally adds the mast and sail, that Mrs
Armitage really runs into trouble...