Once upon a time, in a deep dark bog, lived a teeny, tiny speckled frog. Now, he
might be tiny (the other frogs call him stuff, like 'weedy pants' and 'sugar pu
ff') but his ambition is great. For he wants to be known henceforth as Sir Lilyp
ad! Sir Lilypad the brave and wise! Slayer of the - er - dragonflies.