There is nothing to be found in the pages of these books but misery and despair.
You still have time to choose something else to read. But if you must know what
unpleasantries befall the charming and clever Baudelaire children read on...The
Carnivorous Carnival - This carnivorous volume contains such a distressing stor
y that consuming any of its contents would be far more stomach-turning than even
the most imbalanced meal.
To avoid causing discomfort, it would be best if I
didn't mention any of the ingredients of this story, particularly a confusing m
ap, an ambidextrous person, an unruly crowd, a wooden plank and Chabo the Wolf B
aby. Your time might be better filled with something more palatable such as eati
ng your vegetables or feeding them to someone else.
