There is nothing to be found in the pages of these books but misery and despair.
You still have time to choose something else to read. But if you must know what
unpleasantries befall the charming and clever Baudelaire children read on..."Th
e Vile Village": Why would anyone want to open a book containing such unpleasant
matters as migrating crows, an angry mob, a newspaper headline, the arrest of i
nnocent people, the Deluxe cell, and some very strange hats.
